Son: mom, do you know what a prostate exam is?
Son: what is it?
Me: that’s when the doctor sticks his finger in your booty.
Son: what’s he doing that for?
Me: he’s feeling your prostate gland to see if something abnormal is going on.
Son: well, when do you get that done?
Me: men start getting prostate exams around 40-50 years old.
Son: well…I’m NEVA letting a doctor stick his finger up MY butt!!
Me: yeah,that’s what you all say. Just remember to relax and breathe.