These two little turkey’s of mine had the nerve to call me chicken! How the heck ya gonna call ya mommy chicken because, she doesn’t watch scary movies?
Kids: Mom, we’re watching The Grudge…come watch it with us.
Me: Uh, no. I don’t do scary movies. Ya grandmother took me to see Carrie and The Omen when I was a very young teen. Scared the shit out of me for life.
YellowJacket: I’m not scary! I love scary movies!
PurpleKnight: Me too! Aww, mom…you’re a chicken.
Kids in unison: *singing* mommy is a chiiicken! she is a chiiiken!
Me: Whatever. Imma see who sleeps with the light on tonight.
Kids: Not Me!
Well, the knuckleheads watch their little movie. The brave little souls turned out the lights and watched it in the dark ( I guess for full scary effect.)
The next morning, this is what I found,
Look who slept together! Both of their tails was scared! LOL.
And they called ME chicken.