What do I get when a nice “cool patch” finally lands in New Orleans? Do I get to sip on some good, homemade eggnog while snuggling up under a blanket watching my favorite movies?
NO, I GET A FRIGGING COLD!!!!! A MEAN, BAD-AZZ COLD THAT KEEPS ME HOG-TIED TO THE BED FOR THREE DOG-GONE DAYS!! Nose running, sneezing errywhere, walking around with toilet paper under your arm just to go to the bathroom type of cold!! Spending most of my time praying that I don’t do an accidental overdose before it’s all over. I don’t do colds well, I can’t remember the last time I had one of these things, shoot.
Can’t even drink eggnog because I can’t taste it!!!! Tastebuds are ka-put.*sigh*
Maybe I’ll have better luck on the next “cool patch” of air that happens to flow down here.